shartle
when you startle someone so hard, they shart. may occasionally lead to death or the deletion of minecraft accounts.
“rip shartle 2014”
“dude, i shartled so hard yesterday.”
when one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.
he came around the corner and shartled me. i have to throw away my underwear now.
when you’re startled and a little piece of p–p comes out.
d-mn it, d-ck, you shartled me! now there’s a boxer dumpling in my pants.
to shart your pants from being startled
boo!
aagghh,
i just shartled.
when you have to sh-t in a bag because your to obese to sh-t in a toilet
get me a wallgreens bag, i need to shartle!
the substance emitted during the act of sharting
after sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my -ss.
past tense of sh-tle, or one who sh-tles. see sh-tle.
rich: man, you shartle food from everyone!
nick: i know.
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