Shartruce
a verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarr-ssing shart stories.
jim and danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.
a state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one’s self.
after calculating the odd’s of sharting due to the unstable state of his -n-s, manny and his mind called a “shartruce” with his bowels until he could reach a comode.
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