shasterbate


sh-tting while masterbating
person number 1: “oh wow justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom”
person number 2: “hes probably masturbating while he sh-ts”
person number 1: “haha, justin shasterbates”
person number 2: “hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!”

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