shasterbated
(verb) an african tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy
the welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed
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