shat on by a tree
the process of snagging one’s beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.
chris was walking through the woods with phil when he heard:
“ahhhhh, shat on by a tree”
he turned around to see phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
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