shattered penis
a word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
“i drank so much last night, now i feel like a bag of shattered p-n-ses.”
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when one has reached “black-out mode” by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth. dog, pat is f-cking shatter-faced yo.
- kool screw
mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw
- shavaun
the nicest hottest girl in the room that will make your day. her radiant face will light up your life and her happy att-tude is surely to lift you up off the ground. also plays the cello. shavaun is the best girl friend a guy can have
- Tyranenormous Rex
another term for a friendasaurus, the ugly friend of an attractive girl, who is usually there to make the good looking girl even more appealing. the term tyranenormous rex generally suggests that the ugly girl is of beast or dinosaur like size and attractiveness. whoa! check out the tyranenormous rex with that fit bird.
- Tachnique
when some thing is a technique but also a skillful tactic. dude, joe totally used the pigeon tachnique on cindy last weekend.