Shave the Dog


the act of tr-mm-ng a man’s giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.
eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his m-ssive gorilla salad.
to m-st-rb-t-; masturbation
jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

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