shave the whales
my personal goal. i can’t tell you how many time’s i’ve been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross whale body hair. so i’m proposing a international shave the whales foundation to rid the ocean of unnecessary whale shedding
stupid hairy whales if it wasn’t bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
a phrase coined by scott adams and used as a cover of his book.
dogbert reasons:
whales are mammals…
all mammals have hair…
shave the whales
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