shave


to smoke something, most commonly marijuana in the form of a joint or a blunt.
1: hey man, you wanna check out that new chicken shop down the road?
2: yeah sure, wanna shave these first though?
1: yeah man, where the lighter at?
a word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary
josh, i need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!

d-mn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
to use a razor or similar implement to shorten body hair down to the skin level. can be done on the scalp, face, armpits, legs, chest, or genitalia, but watch out for that ingrown stubble… ouch!
why do so many men expect women to shave their legs, pubic areas, and armpits, but then refuse to shave their own legs, etc.? it’s annoyingly hypocritical…
besides, if the hair grows back after you shave it, you were probably meant to have that hair… it’s called being a mammal.
to use a blade to remove the hair on your pubic area;this has its problems, a better approach is to buy a small (battery) beard trimmer and fit the sp-cer that leaves the hair 1/8″ long. then you can buzz the scr-t-m and everything else without creating any discomfort or problems. finally you can have s-x with a condom and not feel any tugging at the wrong moment. she (or you) can shave her v-lv- and belly and she won’t be complaining about discomfort from her panties, pads or pantyliners (then telling you she’ll never shave again).
ted’s girlfriend trimmed him, then trimmed herself, leaving just a narrow landing strip. her girlfriend ammi is muslim and her mother taught her to remove all of her p-ssy hair with a sugar solution when she was just 12; she’s been bare ever since.

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