Shaved ham
usually done during foreplay. when your partners p-n-s has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his c-ck as you can. shaved ham are the p-n-s shavings.
my dad wasn’t giving me my weekly allowance so i shaved ham.
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