Shaved Lincoln
a s-x act between two men that requires: whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. the act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it’s almost full, then he will take the razor and scr-p all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. he will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his p-n-s, making sure that lincoln’s face is on the tip. the p-n-s with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man’s bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.
“would you like to try a shaved lincoln later?”
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