Shaving the Beard
when a heteros-xual woman divorces her gay husband.
after 30 years of unknowingly acting as bruce’s beard, cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.
bruce: i’m sorry i didn’t tell you that i was gay when we got married. will you stay married to me and pretend that we have s-x?
cindy: i think it’s time you came out of the closet – i’m shaving the beard!
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