Shaving the Bouvier


to trim down a full, thick plot of pubic hair. from the dog breed “bouvier des flandres,” known for its’ distinctive, thick coat of fur.
“i have a busy day ahead of me – groceries, picking up the dry cleaning, and shaving the bouvier today before a nap on the sofa.”

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