shawk
the hair inbetween the b-tt cheeks
sh-t + mohawk = shawk
where’s the nair? i gotta shave my shawk off.
adjective
shy + awkward = shawk
that girl over there is so shawk.
known only to two others in the universe, shawk represents the word shark with carson’s accent butchering the english language. shawkie can also be subst-tuted.
jenna, i love it when you lob shawkie at me!
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