Shawn Kemp
(1)a basketball player who begins his career as a promising player, but deteriorates into a pathetic fat slob.
(2) crackhead who has twenty children with twenty different women.
shawn kemp used to be good until he left the sonics. now he’s a fat crackhead.
a fat crack head who dreams of becoming an allstar again, however he never will be.
the fat crack head who said that he’d be an all star again if he gets enough minutes. actually, this is wrong because he averaged like 6 points per game in a 20 minute per game average. he can’t dunk any more anyway.
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