Shawn Mendes
a famous viner who also happens to be gorgeous, lovely, cute, hot, kind and an amazing singer. he is a magcon boy who is friends with the likes of cameron dallas, nash grier and jack johnson (more fit boys). there are no words to describe how perfect he is.
girl 1: i just… i don’t know he’s just so… ughhhhh… beautiful!
girl 2: who? shawn mendes.
girl 1: of course!
girl 2: back off b-tch, he’s mine.
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