Shawn-Palsey
“a wannabe cop from a small town who carries a holstered plastic gun to prove his masculinity due to being p-ssy whipped by a fat burger hog whom makes him reside in her garage.”
he hit me so hard my arm’s nerves were affected. everyone wears their cap gun to keyboarding! |that kid is straight shawn-palsey!
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