Shawshank Syndrome
when you’re about to go somewhere but then you stop to watch a movie on cable, even though you have that movie on dvd and can watch it anytime you want.
1st guy: hey dude, let’s go out to a club tonight
2nd guy: ah, i wish i could but spiderman 2 is on tonight and i want to watch it.
1st guy: don’t you have that movie on dvd though?
2nd guy: yeah, but it’s on tonight. i wanna watch it.
1st guy: bro, you’ve got shawshank syndrome!!! oh and spiderman sucks
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