Shay Mitchell
full name: shannon ashley mitch-ll
aka the finest piece of canadian -ss ever created.
grew up in vancouver before moving to toronto to pursue a modeling career. she now currently resides in la.
she’s most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (abc’s pretty little liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.
she’s also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for pantene.
her existence proves that g-d does indeed exist, and he is one bad -ss mo’ f-ckah.
shay makes guys go ape sh-t and girls feel like sh-t or question their s-xuality.
edit: rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, ashley benson. unf.
guy: i would do anything to even be in close perimeters of shay mitch-ll.
girl: sweet baby jesus, me too.
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