shayahn


total gayboi. the reincarnation of the original f-ggot. if you ever see a person named shayahn, you might as well just pull you’re pants down, because they will get inside there one way or another. they are also some determined and sneaky motherf-ckers. they will stick there finger up your b-tthole, and then disappear, leaving you violated and with a newfound ptsd. shayahn is a b-st-rd, shayahn is a pr-ck, but above all, shayahn has mastered the art of sucking d-ck.
oh shayahn, you get me all hot and bothered…” – some man shayahn totally didn’t f-ck

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