Shayzored
to get extremely heavily intoxicated. to the point in which memory impairment and loss of consciousness are apparent. typically and commonly used on ones 18th birthday
guy 1: bro how was your 18th?
guy 2: ahh dude got absolutely shayzored, don’t remember much
guy 1: thats how its supposed to be!!
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