a person who is shy and scared. this person typically won’t ask people out or make the first move.
“i’ve been dropping hints all day for alex to ask me out. i just don’t know if he’s interested.”
“sometimes people just don’t have the guts to do it.”
“yeah, maybe he’s shcared.”
“totally. just ask him out yourself.”
- hosetta stone
a hosetta stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone. since they broke up, susie is so cold to juan that she is his hosetta stone.
masculine hormonal energy *ssociated with violence during the war grandpa was a testosterone-fueled madman killing lots of enemies.
- austrian cake
a phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat hey would you like some austrian cake? i have some back home.
- tiny turtle tent
a small uncirc*mcised p*n*s. hey tracy i heard you slept with tod how’d you like that tiny turtle tent?