Shcocked


a woman or man is ‘shc-cked’ when they see a man’s p-n-s for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

one may be ‘shc-cked’ to the upside or to the downside- at a p-n-ses greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
omg- i saw his d-ck last night for the first time and was completely shc-cked! it was bigger and better than i could have ever possibly imagined!
the art of being shocked because of soemone’s c-ck being big.
“dammmm that dudes c-ck meade me sooo shc-cked, it was hugee”

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