she stole my gum
when a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. this is really s-xy, all hot girls should do this.
steve: dude, she stole my gum!!!
jim: kick-ss man! gimme five
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