She-Tick
a toxic female friend. they latch on and suck you dry.
(3:00 a.m. you’re sleeping and need to get up for work in two hours. ring, ring….)
you: “uhhhmfff, h-llo?”
she-tick (through drunken hysterical tears): “ohmygawwwd! guess what mr. -sshole did to me this time! can you talk? (pick me up…watch my kids…loan me money…)”
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