She-Tox
a period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. a welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, w-nking, and curry eating himself to death.
friend: alright nick, wow you look like sh-t
nick: cheers pal, samantha’s been away and ive been on a strict two week “she tox”
the same as hetox, except for a man who is remains in no contact with his ex for a period of time, usually at least 60 days.
brian and val keep breaking up and getting back together. he seriously needs to do a shetox.
similar to retox, shetox is the attempted process of reversing the effect of being around females.
it is rumoured that einstein once theorised that as a corollary to his theory of relativity, the affect of being around females too often is relative to the individual’s usual level of exposure, as highlighted below.
shetox is the antomym of hetox.
dude, you just got out of the army. it’s far too soon to shetox.
abraham, you’re really starting to wax my bonnet with your talk about love and life. i think it’s time you shetox.
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