a contagious disease in which the victim appears to be older than he/she actually is. if left untreated, the victim may become hated by his/her peers.
other symptoms include…
– finding a new hobby on a weekly basis
– engaging disinterested persons in tedious conversations regarding the hobby
– failure of various physical training tests and immediately covering it up by pretending to be a bodybuilder. also, showing others shirtless pictures.
– creating a calendar featuring various naked poses of themselves.
– asking friends for large cash loans to fund new hobbies instead of simply getting a bank loan.
– claiming people make fun of them for being smarter than everyone else.
victim: i have been bodybuilding for a full 2 weeks, check out these redwoods. -points to legs- would you mind taking a couple pics for my naked calendar of myself?
bystander: dude, you need to chill. i think you might have shea martin’s disease.
a person, usually an american, who gets all their information from mainstream media such as fox news or cnn, or other corporate-sponsored media. this often leads to a case of dunning-krueger effect, since mediaheads view themselves as highly intelligent and informed simply because they think they keep up with current events around the world, but […]
- plating the gary
the act of pleasuring your partner’s -n-s using your tongue. see also ‘r-mm-ng’. chris wasn’t sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. he tried it, and they weren’t lying.
derived from the phrase “from the.” “my homie outta town is ‘frunda’ bay.
- unbore me
basically- send nudes girl: ‘wya’ boy: ‘so bored, unbore me’ girl: ‘how could i unbore you’ boy: ‘think of something that would bth entertain and unbore me😉’
to f-ck something up, to finess, to sauce up bro did you see that kid get the sh-t beat out of him? yea that mothaf-cka knows how to struge someone