sheering sheep
when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat
the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.
the act of a man shaving his b-lls
girl: what are you doing with that razor?
guy: i’m sheering sheep.
girl: oooohhhh. be careful!
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