Sheet Smusher


used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. as well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.

origin: fatty girl by ll cool j
timmy – “hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?”

johnny – “yeah”

timmy – “he fights in the ufc”

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