Shehab
s-xy
charming
awesome
a s-x god with a big d-ck
a perfect mother f-cker who knows how to f-ck
he’s as hot as a meteorite
sarah: have u seen the most charming guy ever?
jake: who?!?
sarah: shehab he came to town!
jake: oh! he’s a s-x god
mani-pedi,cut and blow, m-ssage and facial.
moni was released from she-hab looking and feeling better. if not quite as good as at the outset of her epic pub crawl 4 days ago.
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