shehadeh a family filled with ugly fat people who rage quit in a lot of games and think they are pro in sports.
dude your the shehadeh type of family :/
- chocolate twilizer
blowing someone after they completed *n*l s*x with a robbed condom. safety first!! after lem took a trip down the chocolate highway her gave her a chocolate twilizer . you know safety first.
the gross nasty sticky phlegm that flys out of your mouth when you cough or sneeze, usually getting stuck to your sleeve or skin. the phlegm also usually looks like bukkake. guy 1: “oh dude i have a really bad cough and got flukkake all over my shirt!” guy 2: “what?” guy 1: “you know […]
saying “happy birthday” to someone born on february 29th. it’s every fourth letter. “i wished janice a hyty ’cause she’s only 7 today even though she’s 28 years old. hah!”
- i'm telling mom
the three scariest words of your childhood. almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you. me: *hits brother* brother: i’m telling mom! me: no, please, i’m sorry! i’ll give you all my starburst if you don’t tell. brother: fine.