sheistgeist
derives from the german words, sheisse and geist. literally, a sh-t-ghost or phantom sh-tter. this is a person who defecates outside of a proper facilty and in public places for the sole purpose of offending an unsuspecting p-sserby after such incident has taken place.
“petty officer brown, did you hear the captain’s chair was h-t by the sheistgeist while the ship was in port? the captain has -ssigned a watch team in order to apprehend this malevolent perveyor of p–p.”
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