a very beautiful bosnian woman who’s always woke af.
chervin: shejla are you playing with waleed?
shejla: yeah obviously, i’m woke af.
the most s*xiest and prettiest girl you’ll ever see. she’s funny, cute, and stubborn. she’ll light up you’re world. i like keaona
- bowling green m*ssacre
one of the worst terrorist attacks that never happened. i will never forget where i wasn’t during the bowling green m*ssacre. a special night in kellyanne conway’s life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 iraqi refugees at bowling green state university. it is reported that she moaned the words “allah akbar” for […]
- c*cktor beam
much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a c*cktor beam is what girls get caught in when they’re near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that’s giving them s*xy vibes or actual c*ck. we’re not gonna see karen again for a while. she’s caught up in steve’s c*cktor beam.
when you sleep eat, walk, cook, call, shave your cat, watch tv, wrap presents after taking ambien, before falling asleep, which you may or may not remember or do correctly this morning i found eggs in the microwave that i must have made last night when i was ambienated but i forgot to eat.