Shel Silverstien


one of the greatest poets who ever lived.
b. 1932 – d. 1999 rest in peace
a gay -ss f-g who once wrote for playboy… boy did that get him hard neways ya he was dirty p.s.vincent looks at these magizine to try to make his flaccid p-n-s hard yet he is often unsuccessful….
f-ck this sh-t it is gay bob sagget is a f-g

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