Shelby’s Law


shelby’s law states that all women are selfish wh-r-s or liars.

it should be noted that some women can be wh-r-s and not liars, such as prost-tutes, and vise versa, with nuns.
bruce: “my girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won’t even admit it to me.
alan: “shelby’s law, dude. shelby’s law.”

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