shelbyville

a location that is inferior to, or at least less significant than, a nearby place (from “the simpsons”)
“i’m moving to elm street.” “dude, that’s shelbyville.”
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shelbyville indiana: hailed by all indiana as the largest exporters of corn and incest in the entire state. accurate to their town slogan: “xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx” which translated for the literate says: “where everyone is family,” everyone, in fact, is family. recent surveys showed that that 97% of all shelbyvillians have slept either with their cousin or sibling out in a cornfield in the past 6 months.
man: hey lets go to shelbyville and have s-x under the corn.
woman: sorry, you are not my brother.
man: d-mn shelbyvillians.
a band that will own your life after one listen. amazing band members that just love to rock out under wooden awnings, and have amazing band t-shirts. a band that will excite the retarted and have cupcakes spell out their name.
girl: hey did you ever hear shelbyville?

boy: yes

girl: what did you think?

boy: they own my life now
a hicktown, in shelby county indiana. also known as shelbytucky.
“man, your mom’s aunt is also her cousin? that’s messed up. where are you from again??”

“shelbyville.”

“shelbytucky, right. hick.”