a dumb man who will date any girl that has a big -ss and a cute smile and he always wears a hat with sungl-sses
” d-mn he is such a sheldon stensrud”
- meat sick
the common illness of sl-tty girls. when you take too much d-ck in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a d-ck, including meat. commonly known as d-ck sick. dude 1: “broooo, have you seen brooklyn since the orgy?? dude 2: “nahhh dude, but i saw she […]
- getting striped
the act of receiving a bl-wj-b while b-lls deep inside of a zebra cake. dude she’s eating my d-ck through this zebra cake! i’m getting striped! the act of receiving a bl-wj-b while b-lls deep inside of a zebra cake. dude she’s eating my d-ck through this zebra cake! i’m getting striped!
- donald's on trial for that
a statement similar to that’s what she said referring to donald trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl. “aw, your kid’s adorable. i love kids.” “donald’s on trial for that.” “that was kind of a stretch.” “donald’s on trial for that.” “yeah, she’s about 20 years younger than me” “donald’s […]
- jerome anderson
pulling a jerome anderson is to say you’re doing something but actually doing the complete opposite dave: i was not involved with this clubs destruction at all random reporter: are you sure you’re not pulling a jerome anderson?
- a fingerman
someone who fingers every male -sshole he/she sees “did you know kevin’s a fingerman?”