Shelele
a shelele is an early italian word meaning b-tch.
it all started when shelele espiotelli ate all the pasta at a banquet and children went home with hunger in their bellies…and sadness in their heart.
please note: this is for the most extreme cases.
also encomp-sses wh-r-, sl-t, and c-nt.
“omg….i’m totally about to have a ‘bf'” “::gasp:: get away! she’s about to turn into a shelele!!!!”
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