shelf butt


(n) an -ss so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a tv, or what not on.
“b-tch got a shelf b-tt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!”
a large b-tt on an otherwise not large woman. so oddly large that it protrudes like a shelf.
if you just saw jane from the waist up, you’d never guess how big her -ss is … what a shelf b-tt!
a b-m that sticks out i.e like a shelf.
“you could set your gl-ss on that shelf b-tt”

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