shelf destruct


verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
“i don’t know why i buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can’t i eat them, i have to clean up the slimy mess”

the strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

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