the byproduct of a masturbation session where your -j-c-l-t- flies from your p-n-s with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. the acc-mulated -j-c-l-t- can be compounded over time to form something similar to a sploogy (an emmy made of pure c-m) or an oskeet (an oscar make of oxidized sp-nk).
girlfriend: “aww, that’s cute. what’s that award on that shelf!”
guy :”baby, that ain’t no trophy. that’s just shelf jelly.”
- sh*t stirring
someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. it’s not sharing your opinion. he didn’t need to tell her she doesn’t need to know – sh-t stirring to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a […]
a person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people. jim: dude, karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead. chuck: yeah man didn’t you hear she’s skis-xual.
- sneak b*tch
a sneak b-tch is a woman that has a man but sleeps around with other men guy 1) yo i wanna f-ck wit her guy 2) nah homie, she a sneak b-tch
sounddrown aka soundcloud rappers. specifically, the thousands of terrible wannabe rappers on the music sharing website, soundcloud, that bring nothing new to the game, replicate the aesthetic of other successful rappers, and believe that they are the next up and coming artist based on 200 the followers they have. sounddrowner’s are called as such because […]