Shelf Jelly



the byproduct of a masturbation session where your -j-c-l-t- flies from your p-n-s with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. the acc-mulated -j-c-l-t- can be compounded over time to form something similar to a sploogy (an emmy made of pure c-m) or an oskeet (an oscar make of oxidized sp-nk).
girlfriend: “aww, that’s cute. what’s that award on that shelf!”
guy :”baby, that ain’t no trophy. that’s just shelf jelly.”

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