shelf shuffle
the h-ssle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when i want to eat my bowl of cereal…..f-ck the shelf shuffle, i’ll just use orange juice…
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