Shelf Wobbler


used as an insult to highlight one’s lack of height and the cr-ppiness of one’s job. they would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. hence the name “shelf wobbler”.
that richard evans is a right shelf wobbler! i don’t know how he’s got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. ha ha ha!

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