shelf


an -ss big enough to hold belongings such as books
that lady doesn’t need a backpack because she has a shelf.
an -ss that utterly defies gravity
d-mn look at the shelf on that one.
i know it just… sits up.
call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.
to put something in your -ss
when he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed
alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the -n-s
hey gareth, i’m going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one
a girl with a awesome pair of b–bs
dude did you see that girls shelf? they look like they can hold a stack of books
a womans br–sts, shelves bieng plural for both
so i get there, she’s aged 19, ferrari ch-ssis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her -rs-. muchos tequilas later, i’m in a cab with her
the act of taking ones hands and pushing up their b–bs in a moderately s-xual way in which the goal is to excite a man or multiple men. the most commonly used technique is when the hands of the “shelfer” makes a straight line or a “shelf” and lifts the br–sts up, and then back down. the word “shelving” most commonly refers to women, however men can shelf their man b–bs or moobs for comedic purposes.
to get the attention of some guys at the party, julie she decided to shelf.

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