shelley dog


when a girl’s gag reflex causes her to vomit (often thru the nose) while attemting to “deep throat” a guy during a bl-wj-b; occurs when the chic either (a) underestimates the size of the d-ck she’s sucking; or (b) overestimates her oral prowess.

bl-wj-b, deep throat
things were going great with that hottie last night, until she gave me a sh-lley dog in the car. what a mess, but i finished anyway!!

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