Shellfished
when a man is an -sshole and he takes you out to dinner, you order lobster just for sh-ts and giggles and to make him pay.
that guy is such an -sshole. the next time he takes me to dinner he will be sh-llfished.
invented by british gamer scikar, sh-llfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.
replace the word “sh-llfished” with “owned” and you’ll understand where it comes from.
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