Sheltered Yogurt
– the act of giving a hand-job through the male’s pants.
person1 – mang my hoe was too scared to touch my d-ck last night. so i told that b-tch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah
or
person1 – man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time i didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
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