Shelving Unit


an extraordinarily large pair of br–sts. so much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a “rack”, and have in fact raised to the level of a “shelving unit.”

often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the mammory glands of a h-m-sapien (human) female.
guy #1: man, check out the shelving unit on that!
guy #2: i bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
guy #1: my dream girl.

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