Shemika Turd
in the act of deffication, when the feces or t-rd hits the water with such immense force to create a splash of cold water that then propels itself onto your b-ttocks and or b-tthole. resulting in an uninvited chill surging through your body sometimes giving you gooseb-mps and what some would like to call the shemika shakes.
“it’s colder than a shemika t-rd up in here.”
“the icy klondike bar felt like a shemika t-rd in the palm of my hand.”
“i had the worst shemika t-rd yesterday.”
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