sheriffed
sh-t-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages.
last night, jerry pre-partied with some popov vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of natty and a few shots of sh-tty rum. when he came back, he was sherriffed.
to make an absolute f-ckjob of any/everything possible and then p-ss the blame to anyone/thing
f-ck i’ve sheriffed this job to the b-ll-cks
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